So… what now?

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 04:00

Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML
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Hangryko 29

FYL for getting pregnant early, but why didn't you have this discussion with him before getting married?

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Are you sure he didn't stick a pin in the condom?

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Are you sure he didn't stick a pin in the condom?

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Hangryko 29

FYL for getting pregnant early, but why didn't you have this discussion with him before getting married?

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FluffythePink 19

I'd be checking my birth control for tampering...

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OptimalPath 13

From someone who had to wait until mid-40's to become a father due to various life convolutions, all I can say is ***Congratulations***. You'll get it out of the way while you're still young and energetic, and by the time you're 40 something you're free to do whatever the ef you want with your life. Who knows, you might even like parenting (I thought I would never, and I eventually did).

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