Holidays: Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years...

By picaru - 21/06/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML

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By TCRII - 08/07/2019 12:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 19:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML

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So… what now?

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 04:00

Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML

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By eww657 - 16/12/2009 15:43 - United Kingdom

Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML

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By betterthanhodor - 08/11/2014 14:09 - United Kingdom - Woodbridge

Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

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Bad timing

By Anna - 20/12/2020 05:02

Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML

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By superman21 - 28/09/2014 22:55 - Ireland

Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 16/09/2022 11:00 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML

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By not funny but :( - 28/03/2013 16:24 - United States - Wooster

Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of my life. My vacation is to celebrate my 8-year anniversary with my husband. FML

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Quickie

By dragonstooth257 - 03/02/2019 12:00

Today, while on vacation with my siblings and the horde of nieces and nephews, me and hubby managed to sneak in a quickie. It was a quickie alright. For the first time in our marriage he blew his load after 2 strokes because he was afraid of being interrupted. FML

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Sunday 21 June 2009 23:10

how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD

Anderling 32

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:05

That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.

Comments

betch321 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:28

wow anyone saying she should have planned it better is a complete idiot. not all womens bodies work the same, and obviously she planned it but it came EARLY also, some women get VERY BAD cramps, and can barely move. i happen to be one of those, and i have to lay on my bed, crying from the pain. plus she may feel bloated and completey horrible, causing her to not want to have sex 100% FYL

markssh 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 14:56

Do it anyways. I bet if you douche thoroughly before you do, it might help.

dawny1090 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 18:41

Period. . .sucks :( But just tell him to wrap it and do it in the shower XD it's worth it ;)

Phegasus 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 19:53

Man up and and f*ck him anyway. So at least one person enjoys the honey moon.

element01 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:38

god hates you!!! FYL!!! for sure!

sun_babe 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:10

So What?! And plus, look on the bright side, you still have at least 2 days?

ohsheeeet 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:45

how is this a fml? its never stopped me before. suck it up if you want it that bad and just do it anyway

snode001 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:15

oh well, have him wear a condom. smack down a towel. you're ready to go.

twix_are_great 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:50

I agree. I personally think sex is feels better during my time of the month. a little messy, but you can always take it to the shower. ; )

alibi2277439 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 8:48

option one: if you really love the punk you have with you, **** him as hard as you can, and deal with your medical issues later. option two: making out is basically sex with your clothes on, so tell him to grab your **** and you'll get busy some other time. stop complaining, are you really that horney.?