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Doesn't make him an asshole, though true he probably is... Sometimes freaking out over a situation only makes it worse for the person involved. She obviously was fine enough to text, so no need for him to start flipping out and freak the shit out of her. A. Did she send the pic? B. Did he meet her there to assist with said breast injury?

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I Don't smoke smokings bad. Instead I snort 5 ground up unicorn horns, 3 teaspoons of pixie dust and a coin from a leprechauns pot o' gold. Very easy ingredients that take you to a world better than Narnia and Oz combined!

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#97. I realize horns are expensive but it's easy just go take a sled dog in Canada up to the north pole and talk to an elf named frankey. Say Jessie sent you #68 smear unicorn pee on your head and vag/dick. That should help. Be sure the pee doesn't contain HIV

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Boydeee- it's called a simple typo. I'm as big a Grammar Nazi as anyone else here, but you have to let typos go. Instead of worrying about typos, why not try submitting another FML of your own? I'm sure your first 44 rejected submissions were very close to being published.

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