By This sucks - 11/10/2017 04:30

Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 614
You deserved it 618

Same thing different taste

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Lobby_Bee 17

In the future, remember to take off your shirt before you use it to wipe your ass with it, or carry extra Kleenex with you.

Too bad you didn’t spring for the deluxe version of the multi-tool that includes a butt plug. You coulda saved your shirt!

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Too bad you didn’t spring for the deluxe version of the multi-tool that includes a butt plug. You coulda saved your shirt!

Lobby_Bee 17

In the future, remember to take off your shirt before you use it to wipe your ass with it, or carry extra Kleenex with you.

This doesn't make any sense, he doesn't want more shit on it, he wants no shit at all. Nice try though!

ProperPengTing 15
EnvyMe33 26

If you quit ******** your pants then you wouldn’t have this happen to you

I'll admit that when I first read this FML, I thought "multitool" was some kind of innuendo.

uhh. you're how old and don't know how to wipe your ass yet?