Work, Weird and Capitalism: Today, I started working at an extremely prestigious bank. In...

By shahman14 - 02/06/2019 00:02

Today, I started working at an extremely prestigious bank. In the first five minutes of being there, the boss had me do his laundry at a Laundromat, and when I actually tried to work, he kept showing me some magic tricks. Later on, he fired me for HIS mistake of giving an extra $400 to a customer. FML

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You deserved it 137

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By Chloe - 20/12/2010 18:08 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 983

You deserved it 65 757

How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 531

You deserved it 3 168

By danny - 10/10/2018 12:00

Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 814

You deserved it 634

By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 651

You deserved it 2 329

By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 910

You deserved it 17 844

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 639

You deserved it 2 999

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 02:13 - United States

Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 272

You deserved it 2 721

By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 038

You deserved it 74 929

By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 062

You deserved it 2 613

By supervisor - 06/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML

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You deserved it 18 206

tdc 4

Sunday 2 June 2019 0:49

too bad you cant turn him in all of this sounds/is illegal

catrat123 4

Sunday 2 June 2019 1:03

Definitely take further action into this. Fyl 😩

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tdc 4

Sunday 2 June 2019 0:49

too bad you cant turn him in all of this sounds/is illegal

catrat123 4

Sunday 2 June 2019 1:03

Definitely take further action into this. Fyl 😩

GamerChickxoxo 16

Sunday 2 June 2019 3:26

call the local labour bored

kdmittens 9

Sunday 2 June 2019 10:31

that prestigious bank must have a prestigious HR department.. file a complaint!

ojosRojos 28

Sunday 2 June 2019 15:14

...were you working for Michael Scott?

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 2 June 2019 19:01

I'd be talking to your boss's boss and HR.

Ksweety_fml 27

Sunday 2 June 2019 22:24

Look at that as a blessing. He seems like a horrible boss anyway. You'll find something better, Op

evilplatypus 38

Sunday 2 June 2019 23:48

I don’t know where this takes place, but when the head of the CT humane society pulled this kind of crap, the AG stepped in and made him resign.

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Same thing different taste

How very dare you?

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