Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone,...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 17:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

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By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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Guess I'm going to Boston

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML

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Drugged?

By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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Party animal

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 16:58

Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Saturday 19 October 2013 2:33

That's a new level of drunkeness!

JasonUMN 15

Saturday 19 October 2013 2:46

If you even rejected yourself through beer goggles that's saying something.

Comments

CrazyMelvin 14

Sunday 20 October 2013 19:29

YDI. Don't take your phone along while drinking

lucyskydiamonds 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 21:25

Yeah, because having your phone available to call someone for a ride when you're too drunk to drive sounds like a terrible idea...

blam92 3

Monday 21 October 2013 4:36

This is hilarious. it sounds like you know how to party.

Psycho286 9

Monday 21 October 2013 5:45

I feel bad for laughing at this :p

rlTlk 13

Monday 21 October 2013 19:42

I'm not sure if my phone even let's me text myself.... but if it did I would totally send nudes to myself. convo at that point might go something like: me - *sends pic me- hey sexy . me- let's meet up me- yea! ;) me - come over? me- no you come here. me- I've been drinking, you come here, I has booze me- damn, me too :/

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 22 October 2013 4:54

Okay, so now in addition to taking keys, someone has to take away cell phones to prevent morons such as you from drunk-texting friends. Or themselves. If it begins with a raging hangover and continues with drunkenly doing something, it is almost always instant YDI.