By dontpeeonmenxtime - 29/12/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
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tommyfox 19

When he gets home, tell him to go piss up a rope.

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MonGuillaume 2

Dude, tell him. He deserves the embarassment.

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norskchic 9

eww. well at least it wasn't your cat's piss...

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meedleywah 0

That does suck but depending on how you deal with it depends on whether you'll be set for life! If I pissed the bed (god forbid it to ever happen) and my gf was like "no biggie! Happens!" I'd be marrying that girl.

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wiggleyeah 3

Awww thats sweet!!!!!!!!!

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Insane_Tea 15

At least he didn't piss in the oven to "cool it down".

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GoW_Chick 14

I think that would of been better then having to lay in his piss for nearly an hour but that's just me...

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JJambiya21 0

That was another fml like 2 days ago

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Insane_Tea 15

Great observation. I have found out, just like most people(except you), refering to a previous FML post while commenting on a current post usually gives the poster good feedback. The more relevant it is the better.

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Drigr 9

This FML didn't take the turn I expected, I figured it was a "He's cheating on me!" one

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DocBastard 38

OPee, Ureally need to talk to him about his enuresis problem.

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downtime 12

27, I'm hoping this is just a case of medical humour im not getting, because enuresis is more than a single instance of bedwetting. You don't wet the bed once and proclaim to have a condition when there are many factors that could have caused this one time occurrence. Not that I want to be telling you how to do your job or anything...but you should know better than that.

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DocBastard 38

Downtime, you spent waaaaaaaay to much time thinking about my comment. It's just a joke. I'm not diagnosing anyone with anything.

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downtime 12

...Where does it indicate I spent any time thinking about it? Anyway, then its the former, medical humour I didn't get. And still don't...

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Rosalie_Haostn 0

The whole paragraph thing you had maaaay have posed a slight indication.

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