FML : Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol

By yooitscallo - / Saturday 22 August 2015 07:30 / United States - Pekin

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By SweetSociopathy | 24

#6389413 - Sunday 23 August 2015 12:02

So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

By Queen_bee1234 | 21

#6389403 - Saturday 22 August 2015 11:55

Must have been a Ruff dream.

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By DEATHLORD_fml | 16

#6389396 - Saturday 22 August 2015 11:52

......

By DEATHLORD_fml | 16

#6389400 - Saturday 22 August 2015 11:53

Buy some puppies!

TheGreastest | 24

#6389404 - Saturday 22 August 2015 11:56

Someone didn't read the FML.

vampire623 | 6

#6389599 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:47

or they did abd they trying to be a smart @$$

By rnarshmallow | 21

#6389402 - Saturday 22 August 2015 11:55

I've been told dreams are fears or desires, I'm glad that isn't a desire for you..

Pinkiss_fml | 21

#6389754 - Sunday 23 August 2015 06:47

Or maybe he wanted a puppy.

pedopears | 18

#6389954 - Sunday 23 August 2015 12:19

Or maybe he thinks she is a bitch.. (The one that brings puppies to the world xP)

By Queen_bee1234 | 21

#6389403 - Saturday 22 August 2015 11:55

Must have been a Ruff dream.

kdgsmiley | 23

#6389555 - Sunday 23 August 2015 03:14

Can you imagine if she did that in real life? What a bitch...

By Liamj774 | 36

#6389405 - Saturday 22 August 2015 11:57

The miracle of dog birth

By The_Big_Boss | 20

#6389407 - Saturday 22 August 2015 11:58

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

AbtractAngela | 17

#6390530 - Sunday 23 August 2015 11:06

well, no, because he clearly said he's nauseous now.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6390562 - Sunday 23 August 2015 11:39

Interspecies erotica...

By alexanderavatar | 24

#6389410 - Saturday 22 August 2015 11:59

imagine him in inception

By musicnole | 8

#6389411 - Sunday 23 August 2015 12:01

If you get nauseous about that...I hope you don't get her pregnant!

leogachi | 15

#6389495 - Sunday 23 August 2015 01:32

@10 Watching her give birth to a human baby would probably be a lot less disturbing.

Redoxx_fml | 22

#6389660 - Sunday 23 August 2015 05:48

It might happen if they do it soggy style

Jowisee | 29

#6390526 - Sunday 23 August 2015 11:04

Shouldn't good sex always be soggy? ;)

By SweetSociopathy | 24

#6389413 - Sunday 23 August 2015 12:02

So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

pjsr | 30

#6389479 - Sunday 23 August 2015 01:12

Which makes you a dirty dog daddy

By Mynamewontfi | 40

#6389414 - Sunday 23 August 2015 12:02

Did she also have as many tits as a dog?

I_Like_Dogs | 28

#6389425 - Sunday 23 August 2015 12:11

Reminded me of that How I Met Your Mother episode with the back boobs.

Vintage_Cola | 29

#6389439 - Sunday 23 August 2015 12:31

Yiffing does not come without consequences.

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