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FML - The follow-up

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML

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Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol
By yooitscallo - / Saturday 22 August 2015 07:30 / United States - Pekin
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By  The_Big_Boss  |  20

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  leogachi  |  15

@10 Watching her give birth to a human baby would probably be a lot less disturbing.

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