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Lucky it wasn't a fun
the jury isn't gonna buy this story at all...
Who were you whispering to then?
So u didn't notice that your girlfriend wasn't in your bed?
Thats why I have a shotgun under my pillow. Like every American should.
Yes. That was my point.
Oh goody. Another stupid character account. Oh, the fun we all shall have.
Damn I feel bad for your girlfriend, that poor girl got hit by a frkn bat....and OP, I know you wanted to play 'hero', but It didn't work this time.
"Hero"? No. Every American is entitled to protecting one's home from intruders and even the police (given the proper procedures are followed concerning officers) When you have only seconds to live or turn away a hoodlum, the police are only minutes away.
boner
He said he whispered to her. Wouldn't he make sure she was there, too?
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I hope you hit a homer, because you're not getting past first base again for a while.
So her snack was peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat?