not for long. Op, were you forcing the cough? if not, fyl. the professor sucks. Some students are deliberately obnoxious, so I had to ask... Well, don't get sick again or you fail.

prepared to be moderated.

no, the one that said 1st.

*fingers butthole furiously*

48 That's so disgusting but I can't believe I laughed at that. Also, OP don't sleep in class. YDI.

it's ok when people say first. it shows the hardships (ex. staying up all night) or luck needed to be first. this is why I believe that it SHOULD NOT be moderated.

prepare to be moderated first hahahahahahaahahah

I actually just got lucky. I got on the fml app on my iPod and it had only one ydi so I commented saying first. then didn't know how to delete it

Lol I laughed at 48 so much it was too random

48-thats nasty man

rofl at 48

ok good, I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought 48 was funny

it's because you weren't in the kitchen

only three. wat kinda school do u go to

No, I wasn't forcing the cough; I've got bronchitis, I just get coughing fits that last for a while and can't control them.

it's not ops fault for having a cough

Jeez, report that teacher! Your butt must hurt from your teacher kicking it so much. I recommend wearing metal underwear.

"And the smoke got me and I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for dat."

Tough titty Sherlock. Haha.

OMG new picture, did you eat the laptop?

I wanted you to see my beautiful smile. -The Fluffs

It is beautiful fluffy, shame it's so big it's creepy :|

Why thank you! I love being creep-tastic! :D -The Fluffs

yeah the blood on your teeth really brings out that....great....smile of yours.

What happens when someone says 'Here kitty,kitty'?

wait no!

-busts through the walls, roaring like a maniac- Who dares say 'here kitty, kitty'?!?!?!?!?!? -tears up furniture and drywall- -The Fluffs

you fool! you have doomed us all!

-morphs into demon tiger- -The Fluffs

I didn't say it, look at the little thingies, them ----->'....'

I don't believe you!!! -The Beast

No really, I never said it! I was implying a situation where someone else did. Would I, a complete stranger, lie to you?

yeah. because you did say it. bye! (here's a cinnamon roll for the last thing to eat before you die)

Damn. I guess all I can do is eat my cinnamon roll and accept death at the hands of a demonic internet tiger ;(

this reminds me. my friend was doing the John Wall & my math teacher thought he was doing the "Dry Wall." Hahaha off topic. but i'm like that.

release the dogs on that one kitty!!!!!!!! his fate will be remembered:(

The kitty has another cuter pic o_o, DON'T EAT THE CINNAMON ROLL

The first day op got kicked out because he fell asleep due to taking a cough suppressant so he wouldn't have a coughing fit. The second day, op ended up getting kicked out because he had a coughing fit due to not taking the medicine so he wouldn't fall asleep. Getting kicked out usually ends up as an absence and if op gets three he automatically fails the class, which he's already got two of.