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You remind me of a certain parrot...
Kudos for you for clocking somebody blindly in the dark with a bat successfully. Too bad it wasn't a burglar!
YDI for having more than one girlfriend! Besides the heavy sleeper and the big eater, how many others are you keeping in that brothel of yours?
Perdix I get it.... It's a joke, because your always factitious...
Yeah 26, way to ruin the joke.
I'm sorry but I can't believe someone actually thought you were serious.
You whispered over your shoulder to your girlfriend to tell her to stay quiet, but since she was downstairs that means you whispered to nobody and didn't notice? Or do you have two girlfriends?
The former; He thought she was sleeping next to him.
I hope she dumps ur ass
Yes she should dump him because if there were a real intruder he would protect her. He should have checked to see of she were there but he was following instincts and trying to keep her safe. It was an accident.
Did u hit her??
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I hope you hit a homer, because you're not getting past first base again for a while.
So her snack was peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat?