By Subliminal message - 19/01/2014 23:21 - Switzerland

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Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML
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then000bster 16

Just ask him if he wants one, then deny ever asking him if he wanted one.

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Askzombie 14

Illuminati strikes again.

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phatdaddy62 23

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Adree 15

So give him the damn *******. It most likely won't kill you.

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applebramble 22

My boyfriend read this FML before I did and he said he's going to do it to me too with the biggest smirk on his face FML

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#4 - He's on some next shit. And #39, it could kill her if he had HIV.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Counter it with either 'dishesssss' or 'eat the kittyyyyyy...' when he's not paying attention.

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Askzombie 14

Illuminati strikes again.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Was it a Disney movie? Those things are packed with subliminal messages, or so they say.

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jizzwold 21

Subliminal messages to preform oral sex? I feel like there are a few parents who might be a little pissed with disney if that were the case.

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MysteriousX_fml 10

14- Yes, there are. Feel free to go ahead and look it up.

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RedPillSucks 31

You do realize that the original snow white and the little red riding hood stories were full of sexual and violent innuendos...

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swaggalikethat 22

There's a dick on the cover of the little mermaid, I kid you not. The whole Alice in Wonderland story is one big drug reference.

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dancinwookie 21

I have the original cover before they made them change it! That caused some big shit back then, oh nelly! The original Sleeping Beauty is a pretty twisted tale as well.

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then000bster 16

Just ask him if he wants one, then deny ever asking him if he wanted one.

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safaeita 32

AWESOME that would drive HIM crazy :p

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wellthen7154 12

Even better, tell all his friends to just whisper ask him every once and awhile. If he asks about it, tell them to laugh and ask what he was talking about. If he asks you, OP, act completely concerned and frightened. Start crying and questioning his health and sanity. THAT will drive him crazy.

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karlcolt45 19

and I like diamonds. now we've both said things that people never give us

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Gingerette 8

I like to color with my good crayons. And that's something no one has to give me.

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rocker_chick105 31

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

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steffidallasbfl 16

You're a girl why would you ever get a *******.?

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TawnyAnarchy 7

Ummm, did you miss the blue line around His picture and the fact that it says 'mister' on His page? Lol, people are foolish.

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JMichael 25

I think he's right OP. You were probably just hearing things.

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Gingerette 8

Perhaps he is simply misunderstood? He seems more childish than beastly to me. But I have been incorrect before.

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karlcolt45 19

was it a film adaptation of Randy Marsh's “Spooge Drenched ******* Queen"? because it's all about the subtext

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