By FunGhoost - 20/02/2015 13:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML
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ihartmytdi 23

Damn, I knew Siri was controlling, but that's too far.

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sunnyskys 25

damn, you always have something good to say nice work! that is you in pic right?

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ProfessorMctitie 20

why do you wanna know if thats him in the picture?

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

maybe 27 thinks 14 is attractive. .. but personally thats what private messaging is for.

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bl865ood 17

well, psycho ex or psycho girlfriend...

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devildog562 33

You got 100 problems son. You really need to address this issue, or dump gasoline all over the room while she is asleep, drive a steak in her hear, shoot with silver bullets ,light the room on fire, and head to a tropical island .

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Zebediabolical 39

But that's a waste of a freshly cooked steak. Also. Haven't the Winchesters taught you anything with their decade of documentaries? Salt and burn the bones. Every time.

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devildog562 33

I'm getting to fat. This is like the third fml that made me hungry.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Run far run fast maybe move and change your name cause that bitch is crazy

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siggy_mcsigx 22

yep, run, this situation is not going to get any better, and don't waste your breath trying to reassure her of your monogamy.

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elusiveshame 22

My ex deleted my grandmother and mother from my phone because they were female, and also called everyone in my phone to make sure I wasn't hiding a female in there under a guys name. Get out now, while it's still easy. Things will only get worse the longer you tolerate this behavior.

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vikky538 28

its time to do the same...just delete her from your life and run...

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Cass_x 22

Pffft, nooo! MOST of your female contacts were missing, not all of them! So obviously she isn't a psycho!

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