( ! ) Warning: array_key_exists() expects parameter 2 to be array, string given in /mnt/www/reboot/vendor/doctrine/dbal/lib/Doctrine/DBAL/Connection.php on line 874
Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000354096{main}( ).../index.php:0
20.01921957600Silex\Application->run( ).../index.php:6
30.01952048032Silex\Application->handle( ).../Application.php:563
40.02862528208Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle( ).../Application.php:586
50.02862528624Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw( ).../HttpKernel.php:64
60.03352775016call_user_func_array:{/mnt/www/reboot/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/HttpKernel.php:144} ( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
70.03352775456ArticleCMS\Controller\HomeController->articleslugAction( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
80.03902812376ArticleCMS\DAO\ArticleDAO->hydrateUserVotes( ).../HomeController.php:383
90.03912816288ArticleCMS\DAO\UserArticleVoteDAO->findUserVotes( ).../ArticleDAO.php:799
100.03912817808Doctrine\DBAL\Connection->executeCacheQuery( ).../UserArticleVoteDAO.php:70
110.03972818000array_key_exists ( ).../Connection.php:874

( ! ) Warning: Illegal string offset 'SELECT article, vote FROM user_article_vote_0 t WHERE user = :userid-a:1:{s:6:"userid";i:0;}-a:1:{s:6:"userid";i:1;}' in /mnt/www/reboot/vendor/doctrine/dbal/lib/Doctrine/DBAL/Cache/ResultCacheStatement.php on line 112
Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000354096{main}( ).../index.php:0
20.01921957600Silex\Application->run( ).../index.php:6
30.01952048032Silex\Application->handle( ).../Application.php:563
40.02862528208Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle( ).../Application.php:586
50.02862528624Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw( ).../HttpKernel.php:64
60.03352775016call_user_func_array:{/mnt/www/reboot/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/HttpKernel.php:144} ( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
70.03352775456ArticleCMS\Controller\HomeController->articleslugAction( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
80.03902812376ArticleCMS\DAO\ArticleDAO->hydrateUserVotes( ).../HomeController.php:383
90.03912816288ArticleCMS\DAO\UserArticleVoteDAO->findUserVotes( ).../ArticleDAO.php:799
100.04193089384Doctrine\DBAL\Cache\ResultCacheStatement->closeCursor( ).../UserArticleVoteDAO.php:72

( ! ) Warning: array_key_exists() expects parameter 2 to be array, string given in /mnt/www/reboot/vendor/doctrine/dbal/lib/Doctrine/DBAL/Connection.php on line 874
Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000354096{main}( ).../index.php:0
20.01921957600Silex\Application->run( ).../index.php:6
30.01952048032Silex\Application->handle( ).../Application.php:563
40.02862528208Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle( ).../Application.php:586
50.02862528624Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw( ).../HttpKernel.php:64
60.03352775016call_user_func_array:{/mnt/www/reboot/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/HttpKernel.php:144} ( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
70.03352775456ArticleCMS\Controller\HomeController->articleslugAction( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
80.04972901888ArticleCMS\DAO\ArticleDAO->hydrateKeywordsRelated( ).../HomeController.php:387
90.04972902664ArticleCMS\DAO\ArtMetaDAO->getMetaKeywordArticles( ).../ArticleDAO.php:937
100.04972903992Doctrine\DBAL\Connection->executeCacheQuery( ).../ArtMetaDAO.php:143
110.05032904344array_key_exists ( ).../Connection.php:874

( ! ) Warning: Illegal string offset 'SELECT articleId AS id FROM art_meta WHERE classId = :class AND metaId = :keyword AND articleId != :exclude ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 10-a:3:{s:7:"keyword";i:16;s:5:"class";i:1;s:7:"exclude";i:134061;}-a:3:{s:7:"keyword";i:1;s:5:"class";i:1;s:7:"exclude";i:1;}' in /mnt/www/reboot/vendor/doctrine/dbal/lib/Doctrine/DBAL/Cache/ResultCacheStatement.php on line 112
Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000354096{main}( ).../index.php:0
20.01921957600Silex\Application->run( ).../index.php:6
30.01952048032Silex\Application->handle( ).../Application.php:563
40.02862528208Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle( ).../Application.php:586
50.02862528624Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw( ).../HttpKernel.php:64
60.03352775016call_user_func_array:{/mnt/www/reboot/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/HttpKernel.php:144} ( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
70.03352775456ArticleCMS\Controller\HomeController->articleslugAction( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
80.04972901888ArticleCMS\DAO\ArticleDAO->hydrateKeywordsRelated( ).../HomeController.php:387
90.04972902664ArticleCMS\DAO\ArtMetaDAO->getMetaKeywordArticles( ).../ArticleDAO.php:937
100.07862930816Doctrine\DBAL\Cache\ResultCacheStatement->closeCursor( ).../ArtMetaDAO.php:145

( ! ) Warning: array_key_exists() expects parameter 2 to be array, string given in /mnt/www/reboot/vendor/doctrine/dbal/lib/Doctrine/DBAL/Connection.php on line 874
Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000354096{main}( ).../index.php:0
20.01921957600Silex\Application->run( ).../index.php:6
30.01952048032Silex\Application->handle( ).../Application.php:563
40.02862528208Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle( ).../Application.php:586
50.02862528624Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw( ).../HttpKernel.php:64
60.03352775016call_user_func_array:{/mnt/www/reboot/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/HttpKernel.php:144} ( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
70.03352775456ArticleCMS\Controller\HomeController->articleslugAction( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
80.16213383200ArticleCMS\DAO\CommentDAO->hydrateUserReports( ).../HomeController.php:465
90.16223386736ArticleCMS\DAO\UserCommentReportDAO->findUserCommentReports( ).../CommentDAO.php:491
100.16223388224Doctrine\DBAL\Connection->executeCacheQuery( ).../UserCommentReportDAO.php:68
110.16283388416array_key_exists ( ).../Connection.php:874

( ! ) Warning: Illegal string offset 'SELECT comment FROM user_comment_report t WHERE user = :userid-a:1:{s:6:"userid";i:0;}-a:1:{s:6:"userid";i:1;}' in /mnt/www/reboot/vendor/doctrine/dbal/lib/Doctrine/DBAL/Cache/ResultCacheStatement.php on line 112
Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000354096{main}( ).../index.php:0
20.01921957600Silex\Application->run( ).../index.php:6
30.01952048032Silex\Application->handle( ).../Application.php:563
40.02862528208Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle( ).../Application.php:586
50.02862528624Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw( ).../HttpKernel.php:64
60.03352775016call_user_func_array:{/mnt/www/reboot/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/HttpKernel.php:144} ( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
70.03352775456ArticleCMS\Controller\HomeController->articleslugAction( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
80.16213383200ArticleCMS\DAO\CommentDAO->hydrateUserReports( ).../HomeController.php:465
90.16223386736ArticleCMS\DAO\UserCommentReportDAO->findUserCommentReports( ).../CommentDAO.php:491
100.16323408104Doctrine\DBAL\Cache\ResultCacheStatement->closeCursor( ).../UserCommentReportDAO.php:70

( ! ) Warning: array_key_exists() expects parameter 2 to be array, string given in /mnt/www/reboot/vendor/doctrine/dbal/lib/Doctrine/DBAL/Connection.php on line 874
Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000354096{main}( ).../index.php:0
20.01921957600Silex\Application->run( ).../index.php:6
30.01952048032Silex\Application->handle( ).../Application.php:563
40.02862528208Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle( ).../Application.php:586
50.02862528624Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw( ).../HttpKernel.php:64
60.03352775016call_user_func_array:{/mnt/www/reboot/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/HttpKernel.php:144} ( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
70.03352775456ArticleCMS\Controller\HomeController->articleslugAction( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
81.041210532696ArticleCMS\DAO\CommentDAO->hydrateUserReports( ).../HomeController.php:477
91.041310532696ArticleCMS\DAO\UserCommentReportDAO->findUserCommentReports( ).../CommentDAO.php:491
101.041310534184Doctrine\DBAL\Connection->executeCacheQuery( ).../UserCommentReportDAO.php:68
111.041910534376array_key_exists ( ).../Connection.php:874

( ! ) Warning: Illegal string offset 'SELECT comment FROM user_comment_report t WHERE user = :userid-a:1:{s:6:"userid";i:0;}-a:1:{s:6:"userid";i:1;}' in /mnt/www/reboot/vendor/doctrine/dbal/lib/Doctrine/DBAL/Cache/ResultCacheStatement.php on line 112
Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000354096{main}( ).../index.php:0
20.01921957600Silex\Application->run( ).../index.php:6
30.01952048032Silex\Application->handle( ).../Application.php:563
40.02862528208Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle( ).../Application.php:586
50.02862528624Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw( ).../HttpKernel.php:64
60.03352775016call_user_func_array:{/mnt/www/reboot/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/HttpKernel.php:144} ( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
70.03352775456ArticleCMS\Controller\HomeController->articleslugAction( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
81.041210532696ArticleCMS\DAO\CommentDAO->hydrateUserReports( ).../HomeController.php:477
91.041310532696ArticleCMS\DAO\UserCommentReportDAO->findUserCommentReports( ).../CommentDAO.php:491
101.042210554064Doctrine\DBAL\Cache\ResultCacheStatement->closeCursor( ).../UserCommentReportDAO.php:70
FML : Today, my boyfriend commented on one of his his ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos, saying how smoking hot she looks and how much he wants her. His excuse...
88
By annie_xox - / Friday 20 February 2015 14:39 / United Kingdom
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments

Hi, OP here! Believe me now, I gave him the dirtiest look and ended things there and then. He can have his "gorgeous" ex if he wants her so badly, just don't come crawling back to me, you dick!

Comments

I'm sure there is a block button on that site somewhere.... Do yourself a huge favor and don't bother trying to justify your feelings. If he doesn't wise up and have some decent common sense, I believe you should move forward and don't look back.

He needs a reality check.... sometimes the absolute idiot ness of some goes right through me. sorry loves, hope he realizes his mistake.

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Hi, OP here! Believe me now, I gave him the dirtiest look and ended things there and then. He can have his "gorgeous" ex if he wants her so badly, just don't come crawling back to me, you dick!

Reply

Dont worry if you have doubts, you will find a man that is a million times more smarter and caring than that fourth year illiterate

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

19, the photo itself was posted before OP and her boyfriend together, but her boyfriend made suggestive comments to the photo while OP and her boyfriend were in a relationship.

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

That makes more sense, #20. In that case, yes, I do agree with her dumping him. I simply misunderstood the order of events.

Reply

That makes a whole lot more sense, 20. Thank you for articulating that. I was having trouble comprehending the way OP worded it, too.

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

I don't blame you! If a guys reasoning is that idiotic you don't need him! Live your life happily and without airheads lol :3

Reply

36 I wish I saw that before you . You let them off way to easy, and I hate grammar nazis usually. Well played sir I thumb you up.

Reply

Ahh gotta love the lame ass excuses.. Good for you OP, sounds like you deserve someone better anyways. Look at it as him doing you a favor.. Now you don't have do deal with a prick. Unfortunately, you're probably right, when things go sour with her or they have a tiff, he will more than likely come crawling back.. Seems like they all do.

Reply

Happy you got outta that real quick. You'll find someone who appreciates you for your beautiful self. (:

Reply

Wouldn't matter if the photo was "posted before" you were together...he made the comments "while" you were together & that shows he's not worthy of you or your time..what a dog. You did right by dumping him..never look back (or go back)...it'll be just the same sh$t, different day.

Reply

Good for you OP! No one should have to deal with a jerk like that but I am glad you took care of it.

That would be like me saying to my husband, "It's okay if I flirt with this dude--I knew him before I met you." I think it's time to find someone more considerate.

What a childish ass. I would say to leave him, but that choice is yours and I lack context to the rest of your relationship. I do recommend a stern talk and to not tolerate such bullshit in the future though.

Loading data…

( ! ) Warning: array_key_exists() expects parameter 2 to be array, string given in /mnt/www/reboot/vendor/doctrine/dbal/lib/Doctrine/DBAL/Connection.php on line 874
Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000354096{main}( ).../index.php:0
20.01921957600Silex\Application->run( ).../index.php:6
30.01952048032Silex\Application->handle( ).../Application.php:563
40.02862528208Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle( ).../Application.php:586
50.02862528624Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw( ).../HttpKernel.php:64
60.03352775016call_user_func_array:{/mnt/www/reboot/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/HttpKernel.php:144} ( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
70.03352775456ArticleCMS\Controller\HomeController->articleslugAction( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
81.044010534800Twig_Environment->render( ).../HomeController.php:489
91.044310554448Twig_Template->render( ).../Environment.php:357
101.044310571040Twig_Template->display( ).../Template.php:375
111.044410572808Twig_Template->displayWithErrorHandling( ).../Template.php:364
121.044410572808__TwigTemplate_9d4e571930792e016ac3d45acbaf23ab4800e3f63ac69940544f5767a7047e86->doDisplay( ).../Template.php:396
131.044410573504Twig_Template->display( ).../5017b84a2ed59b7d882934e977d4a6226158c3e925c5abdd2c51de486dfe9180.php:33
141.044410574200Twig_Template->displayWithErrorHandling( ).../Template.php:364
151.044410574200__TwigTemplate_62adbafd0d82f9ee2653d05c8825bef305bca81011c72c831f3ac2aff03278aa->doDisplay( ).../Template.php:396
161.085110814216Twig_Template->displayBlock( ).../88272b73979a3744212f9fd60af3354062e36638d464f277b08ea7afb6a0ee00.php:328
171.085110814216__TwigTemplate_9d4e571930792e016ac3d45acbaf23ab4800e3f63ac69940544f5767a7047e86->block_content( ).../Template.php:203
181.335311139960twig_include( ).../5017b84a2ed59b7d882934e977d4a6226158c3e925c5abdd2c51de486dfe9180.php:749
191.335411143704Twig_Template->render( ).../Core.php:1395
201.335511160168Twig_Template->display( ).../Template.php:375
211.335511160224Twig_Template->displayWithErrorHandling( ).../Template.php:364
221.335511160224__TwigTemplate_021e2dc15e8278a207f6f74d4702c6815973c54981c6bbc543e5c2ce92c1cd10->doDisplay( ).../Template.php:396
231.405411193632twig_include( ).../06abaa79f3118482d6ef427411340f7e6af6c311ce86da27e605bf51057d0b7f.php:154
241.405511197360Twig_Template->render( ).../Core.php:1395
251.405511213824Twig_Template->display( ).../Template.php:375
261.405511213880Twig_Template->displayWithErrorHandling( ).../Template.php:364
271.405511213880__TwigTemplate_115885db683883be1d6a478e1a860cfc4f517482b0356ae8e073ed0639527fd8->doDisplay( ).../Template.php:396
281.406711214952Twig_Template->getAttribute( ).../572684d0d4cf6aa233e52fe4efe3c3bb1a0c4156f9e931256c1e59c5ea441b71.php:50
291.406711214992ArticleCMS\DAO\ArticleDAO->getPhotoList( ).../Template.php:613
301.406711216120ArticleCMS\DAO\ArticleDAO->findBy( ).../ArticleDAO.php:1101
311.406811219960Doctrine\DBAL\Connection->executeCacheQuery( ).../ArticleDAO.php:232
321.407711220968array_key_exists ( ).../Connection.php:874

( ! ) Warning: Illegal string offset 'SELECT DISTINCT(a.id) FROM article a LEFT JOIN art_meta am ON am.articleId = a.id LEFT JOIN vote_type vt ON vt.id = a.voteType LEFT JOIN article_metric AS m ON m.article = a.id WHERE a.siteId = :site AND a.status IN (:status) AND (a.type IN (:type)) ORDER BY datePublish DESC LIMIT 0, 3 -a:19:{s:4:"site";i:2;s:5:"spicy";N;s:7:"nospicy";N;s:5:"cache";b:1;s:8:"reported";N;s:4:"user";N;s:7:"country";N;s:4:"type";a:1:{i:0;i:3;}s:7:"keyword";N;s:6:"before";N;s:5:"after";N;s:14:"created_before";N;s:13:"created_after";N;s:9:"moderated";N;s:4:"expr";N;s:6:"status";a:1:{i:0;i:4;}s:4:"page";a:2:{s:6:"number";i:1;s:6:"bypage";i:3;}s:7:"orderby";a:1:{s:11:"datePublish";s:4:"DESC";}s:5:"count";N;}-a:3:{s:4:"site";i:1;s:6:"status";i:101;s:4:"type";i:101;}' in /mnt/www/reboot/vendor/doctrine/dbal/lib/Doctrine/DBAL/Cache/ResultCacheStatement.php on line 112
Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000354096{main}( ).../index.php:0
20.01921957600Silex\Application->run( ).../index.php:6
30.01952048032Silex\Application->handle( ).../Application.php:563
40.02862528208Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle( ).../Application.php:586
50.02862528624Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw( ).../HttpKernel.php:64
60.03352775016call_user_func_array:{/mnt/www/reboot/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/HttpKernel.php:144} ( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
70.03352775456ArticleCMS\Controller\HomeController->articleslugAction( ).../HttpKernel.php:144
81.044010534800Twig_Environment->render( ).../HomeController.php:489
91.044310554448Twig_Template->render( ).../Environment.php:357
101.044310571040Twig_Template->display( ).../Template.php:375
111.044410572808Twig_Template->displayWithErrorHandling( ).../Template.php:364
121.044410572808__TwigTemplate_9d4e571930792e016ac3d45acbaf23ab4800e3f63ac69940544f5767a7047e86->doDisplay( ).../Template.php:396
131.044410573504Twig_Template->display( ).../5017b84a2ed59b7d882934e977d4a6226158c3e925c5abdd2c51de486dfe9180.php:33
141.044410574200Twig_Template->displayWithErrorHandling( ).../Template.php:364
151.044410574200__TwigTemplate_62adbafd0d82f9ee2653d05c8825bef305bca81011c72c831f3ac2aff03278aa->doDisplay( ).../Template.php:396
161.085110814216Twig_Template->displayBlock( ).../88272b73979a3744212f9fd60af3354062e36638d464f277b08ea7afb6a0ee00.php:328
171.085110814216__TwigTemplate_9d4e571930792e016ac3d45acbaf23ab4800e3f63ac69940544f5767a7047e86->block_content( ).../Template.php:203
181.335311139960twig_include( ).../5017b84a2ed59b7d882934e977d4a6226158c3e925c5abdd2c51de486dfe9180.php:749
191.335411143704Twig_Template->render( ).../Core.php:1395
201.335511160168Twig_Template->display( ).../Template.php:375
211.335511160224Twig_Template->displayWithErrorHandling( ).../Template.php:364
221.335511160224__TwigTemplate_021e2dc15e8278a207f6f74d4702c6815973c54981c6bbc543e5c2ce92c1cd10->doDisplay( ).../Template.php:396
231.405411193632twig_include( ).../06abaa79f3118482d6ef427411340f7e6af6c311ce86da27e605bf51057d0b7f.php:154
241.405511197360Twig_Template->render( ).../Core.php:1395
251.405511213824Twig_Template->display( ).../Template.php:375
261.405511213880Twig_Template->displayWithErrorHandling( ).../Template.php:364
271.405511213880__TwigTemplate_115885db683883be1d6a478e1a860cfc4f517482b0356ae8e073ed0639527fd8->doDisplay( ).../Template.php:396
281.406711214952Twig_Template->getAttribute( ).../572684d0d4cf6aa233e52fe4efe3c3bb1a0c4156f9e931256c1e59c5ea441b71.php:50
291.406711214992ArticleCMS\DAO\ArticleDAO->getPhotoList( ).../Template.php:613
301.406711216120ArticleCMS\DAO\ArticleDAO->findBy( ).../ArticleDAO.php:1101
311.488811243552Doctrine\DBAL\Cache\ResultCacheStatement->closeCursor( ).../ArticleDAO.php:234