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By rhartnett11 - 16/02/2011 12:56

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By Jared - 25/02/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML

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By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By Bloody Nose - 16/04/2016 05:14 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML

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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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MrFancy 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 16:01

I thought that was a pretty good idea. Sorry.

manda_baby_rawr 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 16:03

That's actually a pretty good idea...too bad people are stupid and overreact all the time. -.-'

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pal_in_d_rome 2

Friday 18 February 2011 8:10

people Just overreacting OP. in my history class one of the project options was "write a 'how to be a dictator...' book for future dictators", but no one who did that assignment needs to see a counseller,[sarcastic tone] but they could potentially be a dictator in the future. But good luck with your sessions!

TheDorianMode 8

Friday 18 February 2011 8:57

Hey, at least it worked; you managed to show plenty of emotion.

eyorsdocjr 0

Friday 18 February 2011 13:38

You deserve an A+

Sophie_Sovereign 6

Friday 18 February 2011 16:21

I seriously hate it when shit like that happens. So only a week ago I decide to put on a little extra eye-liner and smudge it up a bit, and I have most of my friends asking if I'm emo, a teacher asking if I 'need to talk to somebody,' and my parents openly asking me if I am being tortured 'inside.' No big deal! What you did was creative, and it obviously had an impact - like art should do.

WeTheLiving 4

Saturday 19 February 2011 2:00

"being tortured inside" hilarious!!! haha it does sucks though

Taciturnbadger 0

Friday 18 February 2011 16:50

I thought that was quite clever, bro. That sucks!

arakay 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 8:11

That WAS a good idea...

Lovablelette 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 17:47

Its truely sad how people are labled we are all human we all express ourselves differently.

OneWithManatees 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:35

SEND ME THE PIC!!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!!

russianredgirl 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:11

what fascists!

becca_nin 0

Monday 21 February 2011 2:40

People saying that it was a disturbing picture to do. Someone I know got a friend to cover themselves in fake blood and pose with a knife aggressively for a project, my school was fine with it. OP was just finding a interesting way of showing emotion (anger maybe? Or sorrow if you want to represent it in another way) and it's not like they hurt themselves to do it.