By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.

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Esha_Jay 3

This doesn't fall under category of FML unless you gave yourself a black eye... or something. But it still does suck.

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guskaufman62 1

Never happened to me. At least your hand didn't bite your ear off like Mike Tyson...

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firefighterjohn 9

been there done that haha it sucks

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beatlesgirl2u2 15

This is a daily routine for me. Maybe not the face punching as much

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Azail 15

TBeater perfect epic rap battles of history reference. That is probably my favorite epic rap battle of history.

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helloandfuckyou2 1

Happens to me all the time..

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zombiesgetme 4

Honestly, I've done it before, black eye and everything

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d3athg0dd355 4

Been there done that except I was half asleep trying to roll on my back but my arm was asleep so I lifted it up and went to drop it, little did I know being half asleep I dropped it right onto my face. Being woken up by having dead weight smack you in the face ******* hurts!!!!

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janerose21 3

don't wake the arm up, or it will punch u !!

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