FML : Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming...

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 November 2013 00:10 / Australia - Ascot Vale

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By DocBastard | 38

#5756208 - Saturday 16 November 2013 05:01

And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming? Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.

By emeraldisle | 30

#5756193 - Saturday 16 November 2013 04:58

I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.

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By jamnglamgirlie | 17

#5756178 - Saturday 16 November 2013 04:56

I'm sorry about your parents. :( Hopefully you two are still together?

barbsillvy | 10

#5756362 - Saturday 16 November 2013 08:00

Wow!! That's creepy and gross... I'm sorry OP.

thatgirl1299 | 11

#5756546 - Saturday 16 November 2013 03:20

#32 next time only reply if it has something to do with instead of snagging a ride to the top

RedPillSucks | 30

#5756596 - Saturday 16 November 2013 04:13

I thought that said "shagging a ride to the top" I'm thinking... That's how its done!

SarcasticShade | 16

#5759872 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 05:23

She should have told them she doesn't "swing" that way.

By JMichael | 25

#5756185 - Saturday 16 November 2013 04:57

Your parents sound like a lively bunch.

By Absoluezer0 | 11

#5756186 - Saturday 16 November 2013 04:57

Well you know. Nothing like some incest and swinging to get the "juices" flowing.

TheHons | 7

#5757261 - Sunday 17 November 2013 04:34

You kinky little shit

By emeraldisle | 30

#5756193 - Saturday 16 November 2013 04:58

I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.

iknowiwantyou | 13

#5756300 - Saturday 16 November 2013 06:23

I'd never introduce my significant other to my parents if I knew they were inbred trash. or talked like they were.

By mpsteve137 | 15

#5756194 - Saturday 16 November 2013 04:58

Sounds like they approve of her at least

By BubbleGrunge | 18

#5756195 - Saturday 16 November 2013 04:58

Well, if your girlfriend is still around, she's a damn keeper! A sense of humor goes a long way!

By SWC_Penguin | 17

#5756207 - Saturday 16 November 2013 05:01

Rawr

By DocBastard | 38

#5756208 - Saturday 16 November 2013 05:01

And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming? Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.

Bcfrmkc816 | 17

#5756265 - Saturday 16 November 2013 05:32

Ya but keep her away from your parents.

By noobsatin | 19

#5756218 - Saturday 16 November 2013 05:03

them are some freaky dinky parents.

By Gangsterrface | 10

#5756221 - Saturday 16 November 2013 05:03

If I were you, I'd never bring home another girl. That's just weird. At least she stayed though

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