By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

^Yeah, basically, receiving a punch from Chuck Norris basically erases you from history, reality, and from this dimension.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I've done this a lot. Sometimes it falls asleep so completely that I have to smash it against a wall with all my might to wake it up.

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SkoomaKi 27

I reckon the Chuck Norris jokes are getting old and ridiculous.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

"my fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster, you may have freed the slaves but chuck is everyones MASTER!"

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pinkie6n105 1

That literally just happened to me yesterday!

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j0nes08 4

People will say just about anything to have a featured fml

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Ungazing 7

Whenever something falls asleep, I usually just put it under warm water. Most of the time it works. How in the world did you manage to do that?

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Raechill94 3

I did the exact same thing this morning!

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kordurac 2

That has happened to me twice in the same morning, I feel your pain

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