By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML
I agree, your life sucks 82 492
You deserved it 7 247

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha

it doesn't necessarily have to be about you... maybe she ate a bug or something...

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ZOMG that sucks dude! I'm sorry :l That's pretty retarded, I hope that bitch is readin this and knows that I hate her forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ButterFly_16 0

DUDE thats the same thing as me (well the part about being in love with a girl for a year and thinking you cant get her), except i told her how i felt and she said she wanted to stay friends...We didnt talk for 2 months but we're talking now and building up :D

kAhlie 0

that's not the same thing dude

yeah that's not even close to the same thing. your an idiot

keylimepieee 0

haha. well, a lot of people regret having sex with people the day after. don't take it too personally.

jj732 0

its gonna be hilarious when she reads this... since obviously shes a fan of the site :D

dancing_bear 0

Maybe give her the benefit of the doubt and hope it isn't about you? It probably is though, isn't it? :( Sorry. People are so idiotic about what they post on facebook. I turned down a guy and he whinged about it in his facebook status. Honestly, if you want to bitch about somebody, at least be intelligent enough to do it where they're not going to get it blasted in their face by the newsfeed *eye roll*

You deserve it for hooking up. Try a meaningful relationship, and stupid things like that won't happen.

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Maybe she woke up the next morning to genital warts.

**** your life indeed. Atleast you enjoyed it. Maybe he says fml cuz u not with her LOL.