Animals: Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth...

By yooitscallo - 22/08/2015 07:30 - United States - Pekin

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML

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yooitscallo 8

Monday 31 August 2015 5:34

Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol

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SweetSociopathy 24

Sunday 23 August 2015 0:02

So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

Queen_bee1234 21

Saturday 22 August 2015 23:55

Must have been a Ruff dream.

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RecklessNapkin 16

Thursday 27 August 2015 2:45

What the ****..

h8rt4u 7

Saturday 29 August 2015 14:18

Sorry but reminds me of an episode of Toradora.

yooitscallo 8

Monday 31 August 2015 5:34

Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol

gatorgirl7563 22

Tuesday 3 November 2015 15:48

What's wrong with you, OP? Puppies are CUTE! And shame on you for being disgusted by your were-dog shifter babies! Is your love really that shallow, you racist? Racist? Species-ist? Shifter-ist?

fryebaby623 14

Wednesday 11 November 2015 23:58

You've been watching too much Family Guy!

yooitscallo 8

Tuesday 2 February 2016 22:43

All the negativity. Go **** yourselves it was a dream. And I wanted to make it an FML. Grow the **** up please you children

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