Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his...

By GetAnotherRoomAlready - 12/03/2016 05:58 - United States - Singapore

Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 1 699

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 057

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Make it stop

By ughhhh - 10/11/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 389

You deserved it 5 762

By callen5 - 10/03/2012 15:16 - United States

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

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You deserved it 4 188

Truth

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

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You deserved it 148

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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You deserved it 2 370

By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 317

You deserved it 5 088

By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 417

You deserved it 973

By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 028

You deserved it 7 452

By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 044

You deserved it 3 218

Tripartita 44

Saturday 12 March 2016 20:17

"No, /I/ love you more, shmoopy shmoo!" "Why can't you just ******* admit that I LOVE YOU MORE?!" "No, /I/ love you more! If you don't agree, I can't see a future for us!" "Well then I guess we're over!" "Fine!" "FINE!" … "Move on and find somebody else." "No, /you/ move on and find somebody else."

anyagrande 31

Saturday 12 March 2016 20:09

How the hell can you do that for half an hour omg

Comments

Kittyphysics 21

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:05

I had a roommate play "no you hang up" on my house phone for too long so I unplugged the it. THERE. I DID IT.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:19

OP could flip the router muahaha

yao123 1

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:05

Fml

mattrd_fml 31

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:12

lol total Seinfeld flashback. classic episode!

mattrd_fml 31

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:13

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Sweet_Melody 15

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:18

And how old are they?

JKPwnage 27

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:25

Person 1: "No YOU hang up" Person 2: "No YOU hang up" You: "If one of you doesn't ******* hang up I'm turning off the internet"

TheJawsman 18

Saturday 12 March 2016 23:14

I'm inclined to believe that people who do this are in insecure relationships. Kinda like how people who post too many couples pics on FB. If you were secure with the person you're with, you wouldn't need to do crap like this.

pl0xs3rver 45

Sunday 13 March 2016 4:35

They could be long-distance too and Skype is the only way to see each other.

anonymuse_fml 31

Sunday 13 March 2016 10:36

44 - I am pretty sure 32 was referring to the 30 minutes of schmoopy schmoo crap and not the fact that they were on a Skype call.

TheJawsman 18

Sunday 13 March 2016 17:54

Yeah, the sickeningly sweet language that is just as bad as "bae" nowadays. Skype calls are just fine in Long Distance Relationships...I've been there personally.