Miscellaneous: Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Deadcat101 - 10/07/2012 23:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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Mom! Stop!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML

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It's just liquid fun

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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BingleBop 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 22:52

At least the lawn is clean now?

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 22:53

I need to clean my house. Maybe I should get drunk for motivation.

Comments

Adam5858 17

Thursday 22 May 2014 0:26

At least she is active ...one positive point to take from this unusual experience

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 22 May 2014 0:42

Genius! Never have to mow it again sucks it up...

midnighteyes14 11

Thursday 22 May 2014 0:50

Imagine that!

ihpp 22

Thursday 22 May 2014 1:12

my friend's dad does this. he's got the greenest lawn on the block. so drunk or not, your mom is doing something right.

Vintage_Cola 29

Thursday 22 May 2014 1:19

At least she's not trying to mow the floor :P

jagneaux 14

Thursday 22 May 2014 1:19

Atleast she's not a lazy drunk. It could be worse...

chickenfeet223 11

Thursday 22 May 2014 1:26

At least she ain't violent when drunk :)

grapefruit_hd 7

Thursday 22 May 2014 2:03

I once ate an orange

tique22 10

Thursday 22 May 2014 2:29

Mom... You missed a spot!

NonStopFunny 8

Thursday 22 May 2014 3:01

Still Does a better job than me

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