Miscellaneous: Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Deadcat101 - 10/07/2012 23:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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Mom! Stop!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML

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It's just liquid fun

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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BingleBop 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 22:52

At least the lawn is clean now?

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 22:53

I need to clean my house. Maybe I should get drunk for motivation.

Comments

imslappy 8

Thursday 22 May 2014 18:41

I can see your neighbors now

thomcmoore 23

Friday 23 May 2014 12:50

That's kind of creepy.

nokturn_fml 11

Thursday 22 May 2014 19:27

Hahaha oops

tanya423 1

Thursday 22 May 2014 20:07

I love it.. what an adventurous life you must live

squarecircles 13

Thursday 22 May 2014 21:29

Dirt B gone! I'm sorry. Hope the neighbors didn't see.

thepixies842 6

Thursday 22 May 2014 22:44

your mom sucks

Queenie2014 11

Friday 23 May 2014 2:19

R u sure she was drunk? That sounds like something a high person would do.

velvet_dragonz 6

Friday 23 May 2014 5:36

BWAHAHAHAHA I wish I could have seen that! xp

thomcmoore 23

Friday 23 May 2014 12:51

That must be quite the extension cord.

pashut_meshuga 1

Friday 23 May 2014 13:13

haha that's awsome

megadki14 6

Friday 23 May 2014 23:14

If acts like this are regular, your mother needs some professional help.

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