By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
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ElementaryEdGuy 18

I need to clean my house. Maybe I should get drunk for motivation.

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chocolatefrog28 29

At least she tries to do things that would be useful. My father crab walks backwards around our pool table "singing" his favorite Led Zeppelin songs when he's toasted.

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gracehi 31

That's really impressive that he can do that when he's drunk. He must be a friggin ninja when he's sober.

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Axel5238 29

That's incredible, you have to put that online.

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amisenho 11

How, exactly, does one crab-walk backwards?

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715chiefs 15

"Can't have dirty garbage!" - Spongebob Squarepants

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beaverteaser 16

at least she didn't try to mow the living room

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Chellybelly92 14

Haha trying to cut down that out dated shag rug.

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itwasthedognotme 14

At least she isn't trying to mow your living room or something...

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TheNiceOne 20

Maybe she'll start washing the tv.

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cryssycakesx3 22

I just thought of the FML where the guys maid washed his xbox

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Shadowsofthedead 10

"Mom! Come on! You're supposed to use the shag carpet setting on the lawn! Geez." I'm sorry to hear your mother isn't using your vacuum correctly. :(

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buckdharma 36

She's a little late with her spring cleaning.

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