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FML : Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
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That was my first thought, skunks are native to North America. The name "skunk" comes from the Native American word for them.

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I can tell you from experience that all of those remedies only work a little bit. You'll still stink for awhile. Shit is strong!

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Tomato juice mixed with lemon juice. The high acidity from the lemons helps penetrate through the oils in your skin that holds the smell.

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Vodka. The cheaper, the better. And not to drink. Mix it with a little water in a spray bottle and spray away. It got the skunk smell out of my kid sister's car. We made sure she didn't drive it until it completely dried... why does my car smell like weed and booze, officer? Well, funny story... the charcoal that is left in the vodka is what absorbs the smell, that's why the cheaper, the better, less filtered.

Skunks in Bavaria? I have seen raccoons here, but if there are now also skunks running free in Germany, we are doomed!!!

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