Love: Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound... - FML

By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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Great date, thanks!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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By let ‘Er rip - 13/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was out on my first date in months. My stomach didn’t feel quite right after dinner, but I tried to ignore it. During the movie, it got so bad I decided to try to sneak a small fart for relief. As soon as I did, the theater fell dead silent. My fart practically echoed in the silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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By thecarisfine - 14/03/2015 04:27 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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Maybe he's into that...

By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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My body hates me

By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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Lauren324 18

Monday 9 January 2012 11:59

That's sweet, in a disgusting way...

Amrel 10

Monday 9 January 2012 12:01

The next step to loving a man, is to love his farts

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megotswag 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:06

The disgusting smell of love:)

lex1459 38

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:07

At least he cares!

juanitad 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:10

Eh, His heart was in the right place but Im sorry he stunk !

redtigerlily 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:14

I hope there was another date scheduled.

anjtrg_1112 23

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:28

I'd be flattered (:

kiwiblaze 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:36

That's true love for ya, he's got your back :)

xXGigglesXx 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:05

You kno his a damn keeper!

babyygirl19 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:16

Awe.. He's a keeper, no you no he's not shy to fat around you.. So be prepared boys fart ALL the time :-0

ninjacapo 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:52

Youve broken the barier! Haha "cupa cheese!"

thabeast2012 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:59

Wtf lmao

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