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By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML

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By annoyed - 24/09/2017 01:30

Today, I received an email from my insurance company about a claim that happened over a month ago when I hit someone from behind. I was very apologetic and stated it was my fault, and now they're trying to claim replacement vehicle costs. I was going under 10mph and their car only had a scratch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 09:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 02:30

Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML

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By comeonnow - 25/09/2016 18:53 - United States - Coldwater

Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML

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By Nojob - 06/06/2018 09:00 - United States - Bronx

Today, on my way to my job interview, the man who was supposed to be interviewing me slammed into my car because he wasn’t paying attention. He fired me for raising his insurance premiums. I got fired before getting the job. FML

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MoronsAccount1 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

It'd be funny as hell if he didn't have insurance.

AnOriginalName 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

So you have to deal with the insurance guy's insurance. Shit. Good luck with that!

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Pstraka6 20

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:27

Well he/she better give you a damn good rate! The irony is pretty incredible, but don't let that burn your day

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:34

While you were there, I hope you asked Flo for one of those snap picture thingies. I bet it's one of the two spies the backed into your car...

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:35

You're NOT in good hands.

More_Leg 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:39

Time for new insurance!

cathrope 10

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:41

Like a good neighbor State Farm is there....

JordynnLOL 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:44

Oh the irony.

arroberts 10

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:48

I really didn't realize how many rejected FMLs are resubmitted by other people until I started moderating them. Unless I'm completely wrong, so, in that case, can someone explain to me? My ignorance is overwhelming.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:59

Hope your insurance can pay for that...I know that is bad humor...sorry about your car OP...

zeldagirl77 7

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:00

I got you a dollar, oh you gotta be quicker than that!!! XD i love that commercial

jw90 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:31

Hopefully he will be made to pay for the damages. Or at least your Insurance company will since they have an idiot for an employee.

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