Animals, Dogs and Death: Poor old Truffles - FML

Poor old Truffles

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 00:30

Today, my mom grabbed my iPhone and threw it from the balcony, because I didn’t cry on the fifth anniversary of our family dog’s death. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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Fatal decision

By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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And I Oop

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

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Alanis Morissette reference

By mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 05:26 - United States - Saint Maries

Today, my mother and grandmother informed me that my sixteen-year-old dog died. I was standing in Wal-Mart at the time. They then yelled at me because crying in public is "inappropriate." FML

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By tay - 10/04/2012 11:13 - Australia

Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML

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Love is blind

By Anonymous - 27/09/2021 05:02

Today, my mom disowned me and forced me to move out because I didn’t have a crying heartbroken meltdown at the death of my stepfather. She knows I hated the man's guts since the first time he slapped her, so my not caring about his death shouldn't have surprised her. FML

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Priorities

By natashamilan - 26/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML

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Empathy lives

By Natasha9 - 22/05/2021 20:01

Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML

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By kacysospacyy - 15/07/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML

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Chazzster 28

Thursday 15 April 2021 3:19

Sorry, Mom is an immature idiot. Unfortunately we don’t get to choose our parents. All we can do is to try to decide how to live with them or stay away from them if you can do that.

bleachedraven 14

Thursday 15 April 2021 3:40

this sums it up perfectly

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Chazzster 28

Thursday 15 April 2021 3:19

Sorry, Mom is an immature idiot. Unfortunately we don’t get to choose our parents. All we can do is to try to decide how to live with them or stay away from them if you can do that.

bleachedraven 14

Thursday 15 April 2021 3:40

this sums it up perfectly

alex_jaguara 31

Thursday 15 April 2021 7:29

Absolute psycho. Run, bitch, run!

rainbowdonnareed 18

Thursday 15 April 2021 8:49

Um id have called 911! Call Apple care and file an incident report

jessgio1979 5

Thursday 15 April 2021 20:06

well I guess the question is who has to pay for a new phone

Scrappy the Cat 5

Thursday 15 April 2021 21:09

mega yikes on bikes

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