Intimacy: Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure...

By dyingtinkerbell - 18/10/2009 11:14 - Australia

Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2021 20:00

Today, my coworker touched me inappropriately. I reported it to HR, and all they said was, "Do you want to talk to a therapist?" FML

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Unfair

By jaycee - 28/01/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

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By awwshit - 13/10/2009 14:13 - Canada

Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML

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Oh, the patriarchy

By confused - 09/02/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML

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Trash

By Anonymous - 29/06/2019 03:03

Today, I tried to call my company's HR to report my boss for sexually inappropriate comments towards me. Turns out, the only person I can complain to is the franchise owner, who has been good friends with my boss for over a decade. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 21:44 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:52 - United States - Westerville

Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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Creep in chief

By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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By Disrespectful - 18/01/2017 09:01

Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML

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letitbe56 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 16:37

I don't know anything about Australian law, but I suspect it's illegal for him to ignore your concerns like that. Talk to a lawyer--at very least, the company should transfer you to another department so you don't have to work with your current boss, if not fire him.

xtremelifter 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 17:25

The heart of the issue is that she was shown something that she didn't want to see in the first place. Sexual Harassment isn't a "suck it up and get over it." Once you see something like that u can't unsee it. Seek legal help and charges filed against him. Apologize for that having to happen.

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MiniatureMayhem 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 18:13

I want your boss.

billyH 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 18:41

I did that once.

azure8787 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 18:53

I spit Cheetos all over my keyboard when I read this lmao

beatnik_candy 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 18:58

classic sexism. To the man below referring to the writer as a bitch, go back to the inbread masoginystic cespool you came from.

steveakafranxy 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:41

Too many big words make my brain hurt

buttseckz 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:11

your hr manager is a badass.

Cheplu 4

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:34

maybe you could get over it...

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:37

"How to speak Australian..." (Boss exposes himself) "G'day, miss!" (Can of Foster's) "Beer"

Heathtastic 10

Thursday 19 September 2013 0:45

You are an idiot.

freddie_fml 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:54

Document the shit out of that. Record every single detail you can, dates, times, who you spoke to, what was said, EVERYTHING, and keep the file someplace safe. You're going to need it when you take it to the next level. And please do take it to the next level. There is some seriously wrong shit going on where you work.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:09

Yeah, and describe your boss' junk to a sketch artist so that they can draw a picture of it. You'll need that as valuable evidence when you take your case to trial.

blastvortex 3

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:45

You shouldn't have interrupted your boss while he was masturbating. =p Seriously, this is a no-brainer. If you can prove/document what either of them did, then do. If you can't, then you're out of luck.