Love: Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him...

By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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Stuck on amber

By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

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Sociopathic

By Tina - 03/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Holland

Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By LonelyMonkey - 12/11/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

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ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 2 November 2011 16:07

After two months, whats the point?

bargarlm 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 16:05

What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.

Comments

GetTheFuckOut 7

Wednesday 2 November 2011 21:14

Why is this an FML? I thought that's what you wanted. He just broke up with you instead of you breaking up with him. No big deal.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 2 November 2011 21:26

We've got a situation...

Monkeysmommy1 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 21:48

Seriously, you haven't seen him in 2 weeks, and this comes as a surprise?!

ericrocket 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:00

2 months ..! :)

Monkeysmommy1 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:24

Holy ****, months?! Oh yeah, YDI and I need glasses.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:03

well he did you a favor anyway.

acinom 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:18

If you hadn't spoken to him in 2 months, you should of know it was over, that's like automatic breakup.

vieeev 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:27

Good for you! At least you didnt have to make him feel bad!

brightstarwoman 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:44

After two months of not seeing or talking wouldn't you just know it's over? It seems pretty cut and dry!

sterotype 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:48

Well now that thats taken care of wats next on ur list

mrjude 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:25

I'm not getting the FML here... You went over to break up with him, but it turns out it was already over, right? So what's the problem, again?

badactor009 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:20

It doesn't sound like you two were all that close. The breakup via note was in poor taste but it is not like you were meant for each other. Was he the one for all time and eternity? Believe me, you are better off. Now, get over it and drive on.