Love: Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him...

By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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You deserved it 8 406

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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Stuck on amber

By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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You deserved it 11 002

Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

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You deserved it 1 234

Sociopathic

By Tina - 03/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Holland

Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML

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You deserved it 125

By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 197

Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 35 156

By LonelyMonkey - 12/11/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 300

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 2 November 2011 16:07

After two months, whats the point?

bargarlm 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 16:05

What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.

Comments

krad204 21

Wednesday 2 November 2011 18:34

Owned! JK, after 2 months of no communication, I think that relationship us over.

krad204 21

Wednesday 2 November 2011 18:37

is*

AliCat18 12

Wednesday 2 November 2011 18:51

i agree, even 2 weeks is pushing it! you must of had a seriously good relationship to not talk for 2 months! but hey atleast he saved you the hassle.

Coopersmom 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 18:51

After not talking to him for a few days you should've figured something out. Or at least that he wasn't the one for you. So 2 months is a little long to go without talking to someone FYL and find someone who will treat you like a princess

cutielilangel 8

Wednesday 2 November 2011 19:17

We all know ya'll are busy but you guys don't even call each other to see what's up? Just no contact for 2 months?

BloodyMary666 24

Wednesday 2 November 2011 19:17

Seriously? U wait 2 months to talk to ur boyfriend? YDI

cdh531 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 19:53

#53: my thoughts exactly.

cdh531 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 19:55

i also agree with #48

LeRae 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 20:15

At least he saved you the trouble! Though it is stupid that you waited so long. YDI.

Lisa1993_fml 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 20:26

Why did you wait 2 months to talk to him? Did you not realize there was a problem???

RKD 23

Wednesday 2 November 2011 20:46

Sorry to hear, Op! Sounds like your boyfriend had major issues anyway, if he left town like that, it probably wasn't something you would want to be involved with, and if he had another girl on the side he went to be with, he was a cheating douche that you didn't need anyway! Either way, it was a win for you, even though it probably feels like a loss!