Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and...

By Jdub - 28/05/2009 00:51 - United States

Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and mom, where you had to take off your shoes and sit on the floor. After the meal, I realized my shoes were no longer where I put them. For the seven years the restaurant has been open, I'm the first person to get their shoes stolen. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 20:01

Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML

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Food flight

By ashley_skillz06 - 24/01/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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Barred for life

By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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Morning surprise

By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2022 10:00

Today, I had to deal with a guest who'd left his shoes outside his door to be polished. I told him our hotel doesn’t offer shoe polishing, so if they’re gone they must have been stolen. He then accused me of stealing them for myself, even though I’m a woman with feet 6 sizes smaller than his. FML

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By NOOOOOO - 16/08/2015 23:18 - United States

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML

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By Eric - 27/02/2012 21:58 - United States

Today, I ordered Chinese food. As I approached the restaurant to pick it up, I took out my keys and tried to unlock the front door. By the time I realized my mistake, everyone inside the restaurant had noticed and started laughing at me. FML

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fuckmeamiright 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:54

i'm sure that's what they tell everyone

dianeface 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:55

You must've had some pretty cool shoes!

Comments

poobear 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:49

you deserve it for not keeping an eye on them. id never take my shoes off to begin with where is fun in sitting barefoot on the floor while eating? just go to a normal sushi place. also you should have made the restaurant pay for them

Kylias 6

Thursday 28 May 2009 21:04

Kyaa, sumimasen. o^o;;

smiledearx 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 21:10

agree with #19

Kristoffer 35

Thursday 28 May 2009 21:30

Look at it this way: you just got some new shoes.

Dolarhyde 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 21:37

i got my shoes stolen at great wolf lodge and had to wear crocs for 2 days!

wbrycem 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 21:42

4 - what makes you too good for Japanese food? Not to mention, American food is really subpar. Culture yourself. 13 - so how about someone steals your shoes while you're out. Have fun walking around in your socks for the rest of the night. Dick. I also notice that 0 out of 4 of your FMLs have gotten posted, so I guess this "garbage" obviously trumps anything you've submitted. Quit your bitching, or go whine to people who care. OP - shit luck man haha.