Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and...

By Jdub - 28/05/2009 00:51 - United States

Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and mom, where you had to take off your shoes and sit on the floor. After the meal, I realized my shoes were no longer where I put them. For the seven years the restaurant has been open, I'm the first person to get their shoes stolen. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 20:01

Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML

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Food flight

By ashley_skillz06 - 24/01/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2022 10:00

Today, I had to deal with a guest who'd left his shoes outside his door to be polished. I told him our hotel doesn’t offer shoe polishing, so if they’re gone they must have been stolen. He then accused me of stealing them for myself, even though I’m a woman with feet 6 sizes smaller than his. FML

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By NOOOOOO - 16/08/2015 23:18 - United States

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML

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By Eric - 27/02/2012 21:58 - United States

Today, I ordered Chinese food. As I approached the restaurant to pick it up, I took out my keys and tried to unlock the front door. By the time I realized my mistake, everyone inside the restaurant had noticed and started laughing at me. FML

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fuckmeamiright 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:54

i'm sure that's what they tell everyone

dianeface 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:55

You must've had some pretty cool shoes!

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myfairyoshi_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:20

your shoes must have been awesome

IAmBridgette 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:35

Agreed with #94. You must have had some pretty kick ass shoes.

Punk_Chic 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:03

...who the **** steals shoes..? o_O

BoredGuyInTrainS 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:48

Haha

xJakex 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 6:28

Maybe your shoes were so gay, that someone had to burn them for you O_o lol jk

LaTuaCantante 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:36

that sucks....and whoa.i know someone that my friends call j dub ^_^ lol and you musta had some pretty coolio shoes mang!

Yuuki_chan_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:36

I guess you have some awesome shoes?

melicakes 0

Monday 10 August 2009 8:43

obviously your shoes were pretty awesome. Be proud!

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 22 August 2009 6:38

Oh, those Japanese people and their silly customs... LOL, jk XD I love the Japs (:

person1000003 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:30

sorry man

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