By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 22:28 - United States - Columbus

Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
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pleasedie 22

Should've responded, "I'm assuming you're a bit of a bitch."

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newzealand 28

While we're assuming things, let's just assume they're being wishful OP ;)

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anaowl 2

you probably weren't wearing a ring so it is acceptable to assume if you're married or single. its not that deep lol.

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Allayyyyy194 6

Maybe you misunderstood. Maybe if you are young or look young, she assumed you were single in legal terms, as in not married. I'm hoping so, because otherwise that would be very unprofessional and flat out rude.

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dontknow1 19

Wow, that's very disrespectful, I would've told her that I have a girlfriend, even if is a lie, then ask her........why did you assume that I was single ?

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RosaMaravillosa 10

"Well, at least I don't have to assume you're an impolite arse. "

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Sparx1_1 16

When they say that they mean married. As in - if you were married you would have brought your spouse but since I'm only seeing you I assume you are single as in NOT MARRIED.

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cjcj11 6

Also would be wearing a ring, which would make it a really good assumption lol

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Triplegoddess11 13

We're you checking her out? Maybe she felt like you were eyeballing the hell outta her?

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kuma_16 2

On a medical chart, you're counted single if you aren't married or divorsed, widowing, etc. she probably noticed you weren't wearing a wedding band and just assumed. so don't feel bad, it's not criticism necessarily

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Tayleena97 11

Maybe she was hitring on you? Maybe???

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