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By kirsty - 08/04/2012 17:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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It's Thursday!

By horriblefashionsense - 26/09/2013 15:20 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML

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Get on with it

By HURRY IT UP - 05/12/2022 12:00

Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML

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We live in a society!

By hungry n hypoglycemic - 06/01/2021 17:01

Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 19:27 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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By okay - 22/07/2015 04:58 - United States - Woodstock

Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML

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Get back here!

By matte - 30/03/2009 12:16 - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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goldfishgod 20

Monday 9 April 2012 0:14

That sounds like an episode of Spongebob.

esu 5

Monday 9 April 2012 0:14

Maybe he needed it more than you did

Comments

WTFTravis 5

Monday 9 April 2012 19:34

thats what u get for not planning

EmoBitchRock 0

Monday 9 April 2012 19:53

Lol dumbfuck xD maybe next time you shouldn't go there until you know what you want.

memba 1

Monday 9 April 2012 21:18

Ah a true FML. Tis a rare find about these parts in modern times.

jmichael11 9

Monday 9 April 2012 21:22

Wow you missed out on a free meal worth less than 10 dollars. Terrible tragedy.

mrmaks18 7

Monday 9 April 2012 22:20

It happened to Earl and Jodi got the car

TheThree 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 2:47

When the guy behind the counter saw what you did...

hockey0429 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:08

I don't really see how this is FYL....it's only a few dollars....not that big of a deal...just bad luck

High1Hopes3 2

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:27

Isnt that the saying. Nice guys finish last

Destroyer7712 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:37

I feel so bad for you D:

xXHaze 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:57

Siiiiiick!!!!

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