Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from...

By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By WelcomeWagon - 28/06/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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By Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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good_associate 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:20

Why wouldn't you just change in the restroom at your work?

mewzik 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:15

Never ever do that unless a friend is there to block you

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papajohny 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:58

It happens to the best of us.

krisFrAnHeehar 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:10

Why the hell would you change there and not before you left work? Use your brain next time, it might help :)

whatev1234 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:11

Don't worry, I do that when neccessary sometimes. Yeah, it's proabably smarter/easier to go change, but when no one is there, and it seems like more work to return your clothes to your car/or you are running late, why not? Really it's prudish to think you don't have to change somewhere hidden everytime. Besides at least they only see your underwear. any beachgoer or person at your local pool sees that. if someone catches you it;s your fault...but it happens.

Kickinchicken213 3

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:11

sucks for you! Maybe you'll check for peepers next time!

HurriKaty 4

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:15

Car? Restroom at work? Somewhere NOT OUTSIDE?!?!? YDI.

pancakelover 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:19

Did you let him see your goodies?

audreynichole 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:27

Oh well, at least you'll never see him again and if for some reason ya do...I'm sure you'll never even know it. And yes, a bathroom at work will do nicely. I used to do it all the time when I worked 2nd shift.