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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Today, I was eating lunch with my grandmother when a very muscular young man entered the restaurant. As soon as he walked in, my 70-year-old widowed grandmother looked at him and said, out loud, "Ooh, eye candy!" Everyone in the restaurant began staring at us, and the poor guy's face was red as a tomato. FML

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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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By anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:34 - France

Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 01:45 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 20:11

Don't you love embarrassing family?

dmmd8686 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:11

If you had acted on it, this could have been an epic icebreaker. Embarassing for a short time, yes, but it gives you a great way to start talking to him. I wish this would happen to me.

Comments

Shadaez 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:34

omg that totally liek sucks how emberassingggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel for you omg

kellster 2

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:39

YDI! Keep it in your pants when you're with your family, idiot!

sassyone129 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:43

That happened to me! I was in Hawaii with my grandmother and simply left a note for our waiter saying "thanks for the adorable service" and my cousin wrote my # down. Anyhow she apologized to the waiter for our "immature and unladylike" actions it sucks! way super embarassing

Sayanythin55 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:03

why didn't you just work it? if he already knows you've been checking him out you've got nothin to lose

Sayanythin55 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:03

why didn't you just work it? if he already knows you've been checking him out you've got nothin to lose

LaLaJoy 2

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:04

Agree with #2 and #88... you should have taken the opportunity! kellster - Are you seriously saying that she should refrain from looking at the opposite sex while around family? For your sake, I sure hope not.

slitherysloth 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:27

somebody google whoever got 6th place in the state championships in new jersey and find out who he is and where he lives and go egg FMLwrestler's house or something. i think that'd be funny.