Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling...

By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2015 04:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML

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By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 15:45 - Australia

Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML

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By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2015 16:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2013 16:56 - United States

Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML

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Saturday 19 January 2013 5:11

I think that's the first time I've ever heard of anyone being called a **** for NOT wearing a dress. And here I thought my family was weird.

SApprentice 34

Saturday 19 January 2013 5:12

Your family has some serious issues then, your father especially. From this one example, he seems very abusive, at least verbally, and I feel bad for you for having to be raised around a man like that. You should try to cut them out of your life, to protect yourself. Don't exhaust your emotional resources trying to change your relationship with them, because they're not going to change unless they want to. Maybe you could try to find a way to talk to your mother, though, without involving the others, since she stuck up for you. She's probably pretty miserable herself, being stuck around that all the time, so she might appreciate having some more communication with you, OP. Your life does suck though, and I honestly hope it'll get a little better for you. I hate abusive parental figures.

Comments

Denny1 15

Saturday 19 January 2013 20:11

I'm so sick of wannabe therapist posting serious crazy long comments. I thought FML was meant to make ppl laugh.

Kitsi 14

Saturday 19 January 2013 20:16

I said YDI. I hate cops. And I laughed so hard at what your dad said to your mom. People take it too far. I don't think it was abusive simply because the language was vulgar.

vbmg152 18

Saturday 19 January 2013 22:05

That's family! I wouldn't go back if I were you! Where the hell were these people raised?

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 19 January 2013 23:56

At least your mum tried sticking up for you...

Anubis_81 21

Sunday 20 January 2013 1:47

Nice family there OP. surprised no one got knocked out.

Rampill 10

Sunday 20 January 2013 4:29

Dang, sorry op.

Kitten_Calderon 14

Sunday 20 January 2013 4:35

How does anyone deserve this? More than half of these YDI's have to be people hitting the wrong button.. FYL OP

GRgoldfish 19

Sunday 20 January 2013 16:32

wow... and I thought my family was nuts. sorry OP.

robocock19 2

Sunday 20 January 2013 20:09

Calling his daughters police officer boyfriend a "******* pig" telling his wife to "put a **** in it" this is one of the coolest dads ever lol

TheMystery13 13

Tuesday 22 January 2013 0:30

So change "hardly ever" to "never"! Either that, or be prepared to fire back ten times harder. Besides, if you get your father pissed enough and he swings, your boyfriend can haul him off!