Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband...

By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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By Austin Franklin - 18/03/2012 11:41 - United States

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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By heya - 24/12/2012 10:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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Monday 25 January 2010 16:29

Tell your step-mom that maybe it wouldn't happen if her daughter put out.

alexsannell 13

Monday 25 January 2010 16:27

that's not your fault,maybe his true feelings were coming out;) lol

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alexsannell 13

Monday 25 January 2010 16:27

that's not your fault,maybe his true feelings were coming out;) lol

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 25 January 2010 19:52

It's his fault for being drunk, but of course there are certain ways a girl can dress that communicate invitation. (It's been observed in neurological tests that a woman letting a man see certain things is, for the male brain, tantamount to a woman receiving sexual *touch*.)

PottentialFML 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:12

Hey they could have pulled a StepBrother and banged in the next room."Her back went out so I pulled a yoga move on her."

Crotcho_fml 0

Monday 3 May 2010 10:11

step-moms are all bitches. hate those bitches. they're so determined to make ur life a living hell

max_wilder 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 4:12

Yah who doesn't love a *****

FistPump 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:29

Tell your step-mom that maybe it wouldn't happen if her daughter put out.

MacOSXpert 7

Monday 25 January 2010 22:10

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ruffles94 16

Sunday 16 August 2015 16:24

Maybe the ONLY one to blame is the married guy that hit on her in front of his family?

Tandrael 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:29

Wow talk about rude...

kelleyb323 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:54

off topic but you're incredibly beautiful!

did_it_4_lulz 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:33

Were you dressed like Snooki or J-Wow?

abarzuav013 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:53

lmao

anela_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:39

wow thanks for stickin with blood ma

tipoo_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:43

Pictures or its fake.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:44

Your step-mother is a bitch. D:

CallMeHush 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:45

I think pics would be in order to make a proper judgement, please forward your skankiest pictures. Don't worry, I like my women a little on the trashy side, I'll know a ***** when I see it.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:48

Obvious troll is obvious...

BurpusMe 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:49

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div01 2

Monday 25 January 2010 19:42

hey now. im pretty sure men get raped too, somewhere...

schwinn11 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:43

Yeah, they do, but only when they dress skanky.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:26

#12 What part of JEANS AND HOODIE do you fail to comprehend???? Check out the OP's comment. Only her hands and face were showing!! How is that skanky, even if you are a taliban???

BurpusMe 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:46

#40 - Flirting and rape are not the same thing. FYL for thinking it's the same thing. #68 - what part of the original post mentioned JEANS & HOODIE? FYL for being illiterate.

JF4509 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:12

by other men..

Maddoctor 10

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:44

# 91, I'd like to direct your attention to comment 21, in which the OP states she infact wore a pair of jeans and a hoodie to a family dinner. I suggest reading the comments before posting your own next time.