Miscellaneous: Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law....

By not a dumbass pothead - 08/04/2014 22:04 - United States - Sparks

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

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Same thing different taste

Great idea

By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By scaredinnyc - 14/11/2012 01:03 - United States - Trenton

Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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By Chronicus Ironia - 17/10/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML

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By Mylifesintatterssendhelp - 12/11/2018 03:00

Today, I went to a tattoo artist to get what I thought would be really cute, elegant finger tattoos. I left with wobbly, blobby messes all over my fingers. FML

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By PeeLeg - 11/03/2013 07:43

Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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For life

By thats_not_good - 28/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By Bad Artist - 07/05/2014 14:55 - United States

Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML

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Wednesday 9 April 2014 2:17

I think the big question is where is the tattoo located?

supermansgf 11

Wednesday 9 April 2014 2:18

Well it's not on your face is it?! I surely hope not. Put on proper clothes to cover it and you'll be fine.

Comments

Ki11erC 18

Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:11

How do you animate a tattoo? It's a static image....

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:21

Get it covered up with something else. Or there's always lasers.

tuffykat 8

Wednesday 9 April 2014 20:04

looks like you better take the bar in CO!

inakatoots 5

Wednesday 9 April 2014 21:40

Dermablend

AbbyMaexx 2

Wednesday 9 April 2014 22:19

We need to know where the tattoo is.

calipilot227 16

Thursday 10 April 2014 0:17

We don't need a criminal lawyer...We need a CRIMINAL lawyer.

FMLGriff 8

Thursday 10 April 2014 1:20

Stupid is as stupid does....

ZeroProxy 4

Thursday 10 April 2014 5:35

God, I don't smoke weed, but even I know that what's legal now does worse things to the body. Someone high from weed actually retains more information after studying then someone sober, the hard part is getting them to study. Also which is the more dangerous? Weed or Alcohol? Never heard of someone OD'ing on pot, how many people have gotten alcohol poisoning I personally know 4 people that have.