By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
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Raiderwrstler65 0

lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed

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chloelove210 0

OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!

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SweetieLish 0

Could have been worse...he could have said "You sure do gots a purdy mouth!"

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lovemyE8 0

Wow. I hope she's just venting here, and she didn't actually get pissed and leave. I would think that a guy would only say that if he meant it as a compliment. Do people really get bent out of shape over something like this? And THIS qualifies as a bad day? I don't get it.

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woxy 0

Maybe he felt comfortable because things were going well and decided to crack a joke. I would have laughed and thanked him! I too have "good breeding hips"!

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bibbit 0

I'd take that as a compliment. guys think hips are sexy

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kristidgranger 3

Isn't that a compliament? he was probably just trying to make a joke. you know haha funny. not that he wants a kid. since of humor

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Mortanious 0

YDI for being stupid and not realizing it was a joke when things are going so well, and that is a compliment. You have great hips and nice curves and you don't actually look like a straw. Oh FYL for looking good! 

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PonPonPattaPon 0

Umm, are you retarded? I would think that was funny and cute!!

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BlackDragoness 0

while it might have been a good joke if the two had knew each other well or were further into a relationship, it was disturbing for a first date. I would turn and run if a first date said that to me, even jokingly. However we also dont know the context of the way it was spoken.

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picabo889 11

r u kidding? i wish i had great hips! that is the opposite of an fml. maybe a little awkwarf but awesome other wise

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TeenieAmerica 9

I know right. Shut up and stop complaining, OP. At least you have good birthin' hips. I would put up with many awkward, somewhat creepy comments (and would probably have to) in exchange for nice hips. Consider yourself lucky.

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