Intimacy: Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated...

By cameltoeyourface - 26/07/2010 00:42 - United States

Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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By Amy - 10/01/2013 05:09 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML

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By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2015 23:24 - Sweden - Huddinge

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML

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By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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DeathwishCanada 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:03

hot .

FFML_314 11

Monday 26 July 2010 9:20

Don't pull your pants up so high woman.

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carlos_1105 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:17

lThereÂ’s a man with an axe Standing in the rain Looked me straight in my eyes This is what he had to say Never fall asleep You wonÂ’t wake up Destroy the guillotine Before he does I walk with shadows (you have to find a better way) I walk with shadows

LordXavier 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:03

what is with the Â's

TheOptimist 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:00

It's some stupid thing that iPhones will do sometimes, whenever an apostraphe is in a sentence it puts an Â, or some other random symbol. It doesn't happen allot though.

kbaker90 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:19

At least he finds you attractive, right?

FFML_314 11

Monday 26 July 2010 9:20

Don't pull your pants up so high woman.

torrlynn37 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:20

hahahaha ew. but your boyfriend does sound kinda funny. my ex and his dad did stuff like that too, on new years, his dad walked up to us and said "you get that girl pregnant jakey, and your ******* taking care of it." pretttttty awkward. haha.

DHuntt 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:22

#14 what the hell are you talking about #11 looks good!! haha but no joke :)

Bear_Flu 0

Monday 26 July 2010 13:56

I disagree 28

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 26 July 2010 9:24

pics or it didn't happen.

westsidewhite 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:29

hmm how... kinky

DHuntt 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:39

#14 what the hell are you talkin about!? #11 looks good haha but no joke :)

smileygirl1234 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:45

#14, number 11 doesnt have too much make-up on. shes actually very pretty:)

HappyPickles 11

Monday 26 July 2010 9:49

This is a first-class win! Your boyfriend finds your body sexy - it gives him a semi all the time - that's great! You boyfriend and his dad have a good open relationship - without Dad being too judgemental - that's good. Pity they were indiscreet enough to let you overhear when they were talking about you - that's insensitive... But hey - it's better than overhearing them listing things they find ugly about you- right?? BTW - I enjoyed this - it made me smile :o)