Health: Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering...

By Somethingswrongwiththispic - 05/08/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

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By daydreamer - 29/07/2012 05:12 - United States - Wilton

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML

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Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 04/11/2021 19:59 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML

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By fuck - 21/08/2015 18:22 - United States - Somerville

Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML

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By gymgirl - 05/05/2011 13:47 - Hong Kong

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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By Fattymuch - 14/09/2011 14:27 - India

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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Coach Class

By GetFuzzy - 18/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was on the phone with my diet coach. I was telling her how I lost 3 pounds this week. I was saying this while eating a bag of chips, a beer in my hand and cooking a 3-meat pizza. FML

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The temptation of the fries

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 10:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, despite trying to lose weight for months and making progress, I went out to lunch with coworkers and ended up eating a huge burger and fries. When I got back to the office, I noticed that I'd spilled ketchup all over my shirt. Now I not only feel guilty about the food I ate but I also look like a slob. FML

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Thursday 5 August 2010 16:09

haha deserved it

Averizzle 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 16:19

9 he should be handcuffed to a treadmill while a doughnut tied to a string is in front of him

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Fmlnicky 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:34

eye opening experience?

xGabri3L 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 5:01

You should be ashamed of yourself, pfff stealing!!

globalprestine 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 7:53

this is the stupidest fml ever

stud2012 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 21:18

what does op mean,??????

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Friday 24 September 2010 15:48

It means Omygoda Penis. You ******* moron.

xpainx 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 20:28

fat ass

salsalover_12 5

Friday 29 October 2010 5:50

what if OP just like..set out a troth and poured everything in it and started eating...like a pig XD

featherdasssin 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 7:52

u totally deserved that one. here's your sign

Texass2224 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 20:02

Go Run Now!!

Gomez_Vidal 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:51

So? If you're in shape eat as much as you want. Just make sure not to lose control

xxXninjaXxx 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 17:17

Why would you have a bowl of icecream popcorn potato chips and soda thats just a gross combination eww lol

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