Animals: Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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YayFlameWarz 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:42

On the brightside your pimp hand's warmed up.

jjames7543 13

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:43

I would have loved to have seen you do that

Comments

qhostred 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:23

Even if it was on your cheek and you managed to kill it, yhe juices would still be on your face

Pslcybn5 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:39

One funny ass story! Laughing hysterically.. Thank You OP!

Illyssa_fml 4

Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:47

Haha! FYL op. That's hilarious

DomoLaDii 8

Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:56

HAHAHAHA.... LMFAO WOW!!!!

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:59

It depends on why you're terrified of them. If you've got arachnophobia, it's a bit more complicated, since it's an irrational fear, not one based on the actual danger of the spider.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 18 October 2011 18:05

My spidey senses are tingling, oh wait, you're just dumb. Sorry...

SakeOfSacrifice 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:14

I agree with 63. also, your spider sense thing made no sense "my spidey snses are tingling, oh wait your just dumb". you, my friend, are the dumb one. I want to slap you like that spider.

tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 18 October 2011 18:21

I did that exact same thing!! I once had paralyzing arachniphobia, but as soon as I learned about them, the fear was replaced with awe. They are one of the most fascinating creatures I have ever seen.

gambatte 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 18:25

that will teach u to lay down the crack pipe before looking in the mirror

lexiee016 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 18:40

*sighh* let me translate:P He's saying that it's better the spider was on the mirror and not op's face, and that if it had been on their face, they would have felt it there because, well, it's pretty damn hard not to notice that a spider is crawling on your face :) hope that clears it up :)