Animals: Today, I was walking my Aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed...

By itzcorinnelove - 18/08/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I was walking my Aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out the bag had a small unoticable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didnt realize it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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Can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 14:02

Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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By doggybag - 24/09/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

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IgniteMe28 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:03

all aboard the failboat...

ryki_bloom 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:04

Yuck! Seriously! But - I think that you should have noticed. Plastic bags feel different than poop. YDI for being an idiot.

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:25

silly fool hasent tv ever tought you anything use a garbage bag there hefty hefty hefty and those little bags are wimpy wimpy wimpy

pteresadactyl 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:41

lmaoo haha love it :]

rayrayy_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:38

fail. :(

epicwinmaster 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:56

and then he reached up to itch his face. and lick his fingers

ScaryPants3 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:07

Win.

eriikax3 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 7:27

noow that would be a epiic fail. haha.

lovesthesun 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:56

was it a big or small dog? if it was a big dog, then you had a lot of crap in your hand. either way, YDI, you should be able to tell the difference.

ryki_bloom 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:57

Fail.

Athabaska 10

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:58

Quit your bitching and wash your hands, life will go on, I promise.

redxapplexoxo 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:58

I've heard it makes quite a nice skin cream.

ryki_bloom 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:59

Ftw #35

iFruit 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:05

Wtf.

Nickenator 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:12

You know you don't need a poop bag. Whenever i walk out my dog to the park, he always goes somewhere in the bushes to take a poop or a pee. YDI for not thinking.