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By Anonymous - / Friday 27 May 2011 14:00 / Belgium
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  imacreeper  |  3

This FML reminds me of those movies where the killer has their victim trapped, and instead of coming up with something to good to say, they say something that will obviously piss off the killer like "Bitch, fuck you."

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

one reason could be "I'm a girl" you should never hit a girl unless she's a complete whore/bitch. or she is a feminist and punches you randomly

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

the correct response would be to just punch him in the face or kick him in the groin. admittedly i wouldnt because id be both surprised and panicked, resulting in a sort of stuttering confusion before being suckerpunched. but if you had your wits about you, attack first, ask questions later. the guy openly admitted he was going to physically hurt you, you can and should take it as a threat, as would the legal system.

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  alicecanitbe  |  0

I believe if someone hits you first with self defense you can hit them back. It's only abuse when you are doing it just to hurt someone instead of defending yourself against a crazy lady who is literally trying to kill you :P just saying :S

By  hatepineapple  |  14

Hmm. So you couldn't tell him why it was wrong to punch you in the face...normally if somebody is morally grounded in a certain aspect of life, they can explain it. See: Why is murdering wrong? Just about everyone here should be able to come up with a few reasons in a few seconds. Maybe the OP doesn't find anything wrong with punching random people in the face. YDI.

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  herrobear  |  0

Obviously OP stated reasons because it says that none seemed to be good enough, and if the person doing the punching cared about morals, he wouldn't have punched OP. But I understand it's hard to think way up there on your pedestal.

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  Rainbow35  |  6

I can't explain why it's wrong to murder people, but that doesn't mean I'd ever do it. The best reasons I can come up with are that it's illegal, and also that the person you killed would be dead. Oh, and their family would be sad. But I can't come up with any others. Either way, my point is, not being able to properly explain why you shouldn't do something doesn't mean you're more inclined to do it, it could just mean you're bad at coming up with reasons, bad at explaining things, or maybe you were never specifically told why and therefore don't know.

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  docscientist  |  9

What the fuck are you talking about 2. Op's assailant wasn't looking for a philosophical or moral response, they were looking to punch someone and those "reasoned" answers wouldn't help much. However, usually, if you can make someone like that laugh, they'll change their mind, or make them fearful. Or nothing would've changed their mind.

By  Runninvegan  |  8

That's just weird... YDI for letting punch you.

By  Ann23  |  7

why would you answer none in the first place?

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  docscientist  |  9

She's joking, you abortions.

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  dgr8ing  |  0

I have never been called an abortion before... I think it was a lame attempt at humor and that in itself was funny so lay off but I don't think I will drop that abortion thing, it just gas so little logic I think my head might explode.

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