Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

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By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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By psychworker - 15/12/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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dkf295 2

Friday 27 May 2011 19:17

Should have told him that your head was full of unstable explosives and that by punching you he'd set them off killing you both.

ankoku 2

Friday 27 May 2011 19:26

The correct response was to punch him in the face

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XxXPromiseXxX 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:55

lovely

smoke_eater05 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:57

if it wouldve happened to me, I wouldve shot the guy, seeing as how I'm a god fearing, gun toting American...good enough reason for self defense...haha

mbrooks5110 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:57

ohhh idk how about someone comes up & says that you knock the the f out first....

KittenLionFace 6

Friday 27 May 2011 23:09

I would have thought "because I'm an plain clothes police officer, D*ck" would have sufficed... No?

kc1997kc 9

Friday 27 May 2011 23:28

That is why I have a can of pepper spray, a pocket knife, and also know basic boxing skills.

FreebirdIII 1

Friday 27 May 2011 23:37

Correct response: Because I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. When he displayed his hose, a nice firm kick will take him down.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Friday 27 May 2011 23:46

Kick him in the groin and then tell him "That's a pretty damn good reason not to do it."

dookiedoo 0

Friday 27 May 2011 23:53

I would have immediately headbutted him in the ******* teeth

LaughterofCorn 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:02

If it was me, I would've said. "If you so much as lay one finger on me , I will find you whilst you sleep and slowly slit your throat while you are gagging on your own blood. What are you waiting for, hit me. Earn your death."