What the **** is wrong with these people telling their elders to get the **** off the internet? Uh, hello, mister and missus I-think-the-internet-belongs-to-me--it DOESN'T, so shut your ******* mouths and get a life. You're the ones who should be getting off the internet, since you seem to care who's on it so much.

oops my bad cramps.. I'll keep my voice down next time.

*Shakes fist in the air* Damn teenager's and their flying machines

least you didn't get mad fun of for haveing grey hair at a young age. I'm 13 and Iv'e had grey hair since I was like 5 or so

I didn't even know that people your age knew what the internet was for being on FML.

lmao. word #2 x)

don't worrie, in 40 years I bet the same will happen to them. probably even worse.

i am the only one tht thinks a freakin 57 year old is kinda weird to b on fml????

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Find out where they live and while they're asleep dye their hair a nice, old-person shade of grey.