Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking down the hall from the livingroom. I overheard...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 16:09 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hall from the livingroom. I overheard my mom telling someone how proud she was of her baby girl and how much she loved her. I thought she was referring to my first ever all "A" report card. Turns out my new kitten used its litter box correctly for the first time. FML

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By tessamarque - 05/04/2012 15:07 - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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Ligerie 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:37

So learn to use the litter box and maybe she will love you too.

perdix 29

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:07

But when you're 19 and in the 4th grade, it's not very impressive.

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romaunts 0

Monday 26 October 2009 0:06

Andd your life is ****** because she's proud of the cat? It doesn't mean she isn't proud of you too. gtf over it

FritoLovesYou 0

Monday 26 October 2009 0:21

YDI for not getting straight A's already. You're the reason why Kentucky's education system sucks.

hetizmij 0

Monday 26 October 2009 0:26

Why does that mean she wouldn't be proud of you? She was just having a conversation about her cat. Then such a line is not uncommon. That she didn't mention you in this context doesn't mean she is not proud of you too. I'm sure she is.

Fentown_fml 4

Monday 26 October 2009 0:39

Smart kitty. :)

yepyep123 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:21

Yeah, I am 16 and a Junior in high school, not 19 and in the 4th grade. I am also dyslexic. So, she did have something to be proud of and she never even said good job or anything. The Kentucky school system does not suck, they have helped me and worked with me a lot. So, thanks. =)

perdix 29

Monday 26 October 2009 6:27

Hey, that's great that you've overcome a learning disability to achieve such good grades. Let's all have a nice group hug. But, this is FMyLife. You post your stories of humiliation here only to have the rest of us heap more scorn and derision at you or the bastards who humiliated you. If you are sensitive, you may not want to read the comments, or take them seriously.

hot_mess88 0

Monday 26 October 2009 12:51

Wow. I'm really tired and a tad tipsy and I thought that you had written that your were 16 and in junior high school. hehehe. Sorry. But really. You overheard your mom having a conversation. You did not have the full context of the conversation, and so you should not have jumped to conclusions about what she was talking about. It was actually very narcissistic of you to think that she was talking about you from that little snippet of chatter. I'm sorry. But grow up.

Godavari 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:15

On the bright side, you got your first-ever all "A" report card. As said by the man in that PS3 commercial, "I'm going to file this under 'Not an issue'."

Amortifiedperson 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:32

Aww! I can imagine this would suck. I would be pretty pissed myself. Well, you got straight A's so that's something just to be happy about all on it's own :)