Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking down the hall from the livingroom. I overheard...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 16:09 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hall from the livingroom. I overheard my mom telling someone how proud she was of her baby girl and how much she loved her. I thought she was referring to my first ever all "A" report card. Turns out my new kitten used its litter box correctly for the first time. FML

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By tessamarque - 05/04/2012 15:07 - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By All The Best People Are Crazy~ - 04/11/2016 03:49 - Canada - Oakville

Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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Ligerie 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:37

So learn to use the litter box and maybe she will love you too.

perdix 29

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:07

But when you're 19 and in the 4th grade, it's not very impressive.

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TenebrificTurtle 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:03

Um, people baby talk their animals all the time. She wasn't saying she wasn't proud of you because she was telling a cat it was her baby girl. Grow up.

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:46

I once went two years without straight A's, and what did I get when I finally came home with a perfect report card? "Great, honey. Now can you make a bottle for your sister?" Bleh.

FeaturingMike 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:02

What a weak FML. Like big deal, FML's now a days are so weak compared to the old ones.

Ranoona 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 6:25

hooray for your kitty :D!

dramakat11 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:17

KITTENS TRUMP EVERYTHING! HOW DARE YOU HOPE IN VAIN TO REACH THE GLORY OF KITTENDOM!

WTFpancakes 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 19:58

win

stripedsweaters 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 17:11

YDI for never getting an A before. You're dumb.

sayheyyybabe 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:57

@53: Haha, no, you're dumb. They said it was their first ALL A report card, not the first A they ever got on a report card. @50: The old ones? You mean the old ones like "Today, I spilt a packet of pasta all over my floor. FML"? @OP: Sorry, FYL, that sucks. It's great that your kitten learned how to use the litterbox, though. And congrats on your report card!